Tonights experience @Ace, Stockholm , Hötorget:
Mention: ONE guy told me ALL these things.. ONE.
“We could meet Monday morning 7am and have dinner. I will make dinner for you in my bed: Salmon. ”
Hmm okay not sooo bad, but with you? NO!
“Do you wanna marry me?”
Again. Really classic here it seems.
“You are so pretty that your mirror breaks when you look into it”
WHAT the hell…!?
“I will put candles in my whole room just for you”
puh, too much romantic.
“My heart belongs just to you”
after 10 minutes of talking - interesting :D
“I will buy you your own, new toothbrush, so that your teeth are really fresh all the time”
Thanks that is kind of you…
“We can watch Titanic and I will be Leonardo Di Caprio for you… ” then he asked me if I could hug him and hold his hand….
Heieieiiiii too romantic - definitely!
I told him that I have to leave Stockholm next week anyway and have to go home. He said “Oh , could I come with you? I could get to know your family and so ….”
Ehm wait… NO?
AND THE BEST COMES AT THE END
“I will change the bed linen just for you and wash it, so that they are still warm and fresh when will lay in my bed” Please what?!
SO GUYS. PLEASE NOTICE!
NO NO NO! That’s not how it works?! To much romantic and preparation what to say to a girl? If a girl is not attracted to you, then she is not attracted to you. Over and out!
And the big final:
I got a SMS of him after I went home :
Explaination: He asked for my phone number in the beginning and I thought “Who cares, It is just your swedish one…” and he typed his name by himself and has chosen “Boyfriend Jesper” as his name…. ^^ heieieieiieieieiiii….
When a swedish guy breaks up with you, he says: ” ….,but you have such a good taste in shoes……”
Haha yes, that is EXACTLY what you want to hear in this moment :D
He asks you if you wanna come to his place after partying in a club. You ask “What are we gonna do there then?” He replies: “Drinking tea!”
Hahaaaaa yes suuuure, drinking tea :D :D
Note: *Drinking tea means having sex ;)
You are in a club, just wait for the toilet and then a guy just ask you
“Hej, do u want to have sex with me? I have an apartment not far from here …” And he kisses you.
Then he asks you : “Or wait, maybe you want to have a THREESOME?”
Aha?! Do I look like a prostitute maybe? :/
You meet a guy the first time and talk with him for about 2 hours. Then he asks you “Will you marry me maybe?”
A few weeks later he breaks the contact without saying anything. Typical here in Sweden.
You went home with a guy quite spontaneaous. After spending the night with you he asks you "Do you have your teethbrush with you?" Yes sure, I all the time have a toothbrush with me? And also my own blanket and so and my hair dryer, sure… ^^
To be continued…